A Pre-emptive history of the world. Why wait for those slow old historians, when you can buy the future today.
Can't wait to find out what happens tomorrow, you need this book, and so do all your friends.This is a major breakthrough, using new secret technology, the author has managed to rewrite history before it happens.
In the world of the future you will learn history easily, from state authorised professors who don't bother wasting time on those inconvient facts. Most countries are now part of a world system, one county in Britain is proving troublesome. Dangerous subversives are at large, these people have the audacity to think. If you want to know why Knickerman is accused of gathering vital statistics when he just loves looking at ladies undies. Discover how the Aussies and Chinese help foil a dastardly plot. Get insider trading data, so you will know what to invest in. Learn of the government's No Block and Track All legislation. Get the low down on many secret societies. Plus, yes and there's more: Extracts from new books not yet released.
I've learnt so much from this book. You won't need any others. Mr Low of Iqueue.