Frog Things - Simmer slowly to avoid them jumping out before being cooked.
Frog Things
Wishing all the blissfully ignorant masses, a merry time, may you get all the crap you wish for.
Lets hope this year that the lovely wrapping paper that covers all the cheap crap and expensive junk is even nicer than last year.
It is the season to be jolly, cut down christmas tress, and damage holly. Rip mistletoe and other folly.
The wonder of Christmas, it's what garages and attics were made for. We can look forward to being even greener, because we can recycle all those cards.
Have a great time with all those relatives, enjoying listening to all they have to tell you. Drinking and eating to excess and keep health workers in business.
Things you really need or ought to ask Santa for:
- A bigger car - so you can have extra space to put stuff.
- Another phone - so you can do more things while travelling.
- More reality tv - because you can never have enough reality.
- Extended soap specials - so you can keep up with the latest goings on.
- More things - because things make you happy.
- Sat Nav - so if you go down the wrong road it's not your fault.
- More free telephone advice lines - so you can find out how to save the planet.
- Magazine subscriptions - so you can learn important things, like the latest fashions, or which is the top car in its class.
Good things happening this year:
- More oil from Iraq than before - so you can have higher fuel prices, great for keeping the rough elements of ones family from visiting.
- CO2 Global Warming - more taxes to look forward to in the new year.
- Strange ideas - chuckle with your friends at those university experts who say it is the sun causing increasing global temperatures, when we know for sure, because politicians and their organisations tell us, it is our CO2 emissions.
- Green is in - conserve energy, use less pay more and helping to maintain lifestyles.
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